“I want to head up a committee to discuss how to properly head up committees. Our committee will sit at a round table and talk in circles all day long.”
“Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.”
“Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.”
“The problem with the contemplative life was that there was no end to contemplation, no fixed time limit after which thought had to be transformed into action. Contemplation was like sitting on a committee that seldom made recommendations and was ignored when it did, a committee that lacked even the authority to disband.”
“A camel is a horse designed by a committee.”
“Much of the messy advertising you see on television today is the product of committees. Committees can criticize advertisements, but they should never be allowed to create them.”