“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So it would be an olfactory factory.”

“I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!”

“Factor in the fact that factories should only hire people they make themselves, I believe, and you can see why I want to be self-employed and own a factory. This would mean I’d have thousands of clones of myself working for me. Think about it. I’ll increase my income thousands of times over, but I’ll only be paying tax for one person. 
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“I didn’t work security at the dodge ball factory, but I was a bouncer.”

“I am not the No Factory I yessed into existence. I love with an intensity that needs to be felt to be purred.”

“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”

“I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.”