“I want to move to a ghost town and try to sell the population bodies to dwell in.”

“I want to be the mayor of a small town. A small town I populated entirely with my seed.”

“I want to write a universal truism that won’t be blurred by body language, cultural confusion, or translation mishaps, so I want to bypass language—both verbal and nonverbal—and leap to pure concept where all men can be reached, or stoop down to the emotional level, where all mortals dwell.”

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).”

“Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.”

“The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a horse, and then finally bring up the newest model automobile you have for sale.”