“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone.”

“Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a person.”

“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people are all my clones.”

“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope none of my clones will have the same motto.”

“I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.”

“My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as a person if I can’t even find my clones?”