“I want to price my next book and adjust it for the coming hyperinflation. So instead of the normal one dollar price, I’ll charge $1,000,000.00. If I sell one copy now I’ll be a happy man, and if I sell a million copies after hyperinflation hits in a few years then I’ll be equally as happy.”
“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.”
“It doesn't matter how many copies of my book I sell. The important thing is that the person reading it likes it.”
“For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book, and they’ll all be autographed. Now, should I sign the cover, or the inside flap?”
“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”
“Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work.”