“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them.”

“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.”

“We’re all artists. It’s just most people keep their inner artist locked behind their rib cage.”

“I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.”

“Things should go where I intend them to go, not where I tend to put them.”

“Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only want a little.”

“Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.”