“I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.”
“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.”“A shovel..?”“No, a shovel list. It’s more of a conceptual thing. It’s a list of all the people and things I hate so much I want to hit them in the face with a shovel.”
“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.”
“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.”
“If you really want to be a rebel get a job, cut your grass, read your bible, and shut up. Because no one is doing that.”
“World events are moving very rapidly now. I pick up the Bible in one hand, and I pick up the newspaper in the other. And I read almost the same words in the newspaper as I read in the Bible. It’s being fulfilled every day round about us.”