“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”
“Wow! First vampires. Then gods. Now…vampire—gods? What’s next? Werewolves? Smurfs? Were-Smurfs?”
“why is there blue stuff on your face?i was partying with the smurfs. i wanted to fit in.”
“I’ve been Obeahed by an Obeahman? Is this like how the Smurfs say they smurfing smurfed all the time?”
“A monster. I despise my true form. (Acheron)I can’t imagine why. Other than killing me, you were actually cute in a very Papa Smurf kind of way. (Tory)Papa Smurf? I don’t look like Papa Smurf. (Acheron)No, baby, you don’t at all. You look like sex on a stick. Now is your ego all better? (Tory)”
“I wanted a life full of intrigue and mystery, new environments, and new people...[a] temporary life with no fear of being trapped,”