“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
”

“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!”

“Why’d you want to have sex with me? To have a f*cking adventure? What was I supposed to be? Your one-night-f*cking stand? I’m every woman’s adventure, damn you, and I don’t want to be yours. I want to be your f*cking REAL. You get that? If I f*ck you, I want you to belong to me. To be mine. I want you to give yourself to me—not Riptide!”

“Frankness is not a license to say anything you want, wherever and whenever you want. It is not rudeness.”

“Didn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona?”

“I just want someone to hear what I have to say. And maybe if I talk long enough, it’ll make sense.”