“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
”

“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”

“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.”

“I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools.”

“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.”

“All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the secondary, or “flat” characters, are all maps. It’ll be a story about boundaries.”