“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.”
“Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.”
“Abs? What are you, a workout video?”
“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”
“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient”
“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all at one sitting.”