“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”
“I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% false.”
“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”
“Don’t steal because it’s immoral, not because you’re afraid you’ll get caught.”
“I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.”
“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY ”
“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.”