“I want to study a broad. Possibly French.”
“The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.”
“When I get back to L.A. I'm going to buy myself a Blackberry and a slew of French-cuffed shirts. Possibly a nipple ring.”
“I didn't understand for a long time, but what attracted me to MtAoFC [Mastering the Art of French Cooking] was the deeply buried aroma of hope and discovery of fulfillment in it. I thought I was using the Book to learn to cook French food, but really I was learning to sniff out the secret doors of possibility.”
“I want to understand you, I study your obscure language.”
“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.”