“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.”

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell like, naturally.”

“If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose would smell like?”

“My nostrils smell, but not to you. Oh, they have no odor, unless you count the scent of nostalgia, which is what they always smell like.”

“I like using scented markers. Especially when I’m trying to color the inside of my nostrils.”

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I don't like the way it makes my pee smell.”

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”