“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the secondary, or “flat” characters, are all maps. It’ll be a story about boundaries.”

“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”

“I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kissinger, or even politics. It’ll be about radiator fluid, and all the health benefits you can enjoy from chugging it.”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was flat. My stomach also used to be flat, but now it looks like a globe is about to be born.”

“I want to be the leading man in a story about followers.”

“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.”

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”