“I wanted a divorce, so I bought myself a house, to give me the incentive to stay married.”

“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” only not so flowery and romantic sounding.”

“With my wedding photography business, I want repeat customers. So hooray for divorce! That’s why I take lots of pictures—of cheating spouses.”

“I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out.”

“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show how modern and feminist I am by taking on her last name after marriage.
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