“I was driving to another girl’s house who’s not my girl, and I saw a red sign by the road that read, “Wrong Way,” and I thought, I agree. So I turned around and went home.”

“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove nonstop 2500 miles one way, just so I could immediately turn around and drive back with a reason to see her again.”

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”

“The big, burly oaf offended my girl, so without hesitation I rushed to her defense. I did, however, make a few stops along the way, and by the time I got home and back, the dispute was settled and she had found another way home.”

“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make the road my home.”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her house, dropped her off, and went home to masturbate.”