“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted.
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“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon as I spot him I go to him and cuddle.”

“My cup is empty. I don’t think I’m wearing it in the right spot.”

“I drive by the spot of my injury, because each time I do, the pain lessens, and it teaches me a lesson.”