“I was so focused on my mistake that I made another mistake during the correction of the initial mistake.”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up instead.”

“I covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.”

“I remember in elementary school, Mother used to write my name on every single pair of my underwear. I guess she did that so none of my classmates would mistake my lunch for theirs.”

“I think good advice for a father to give to his only son would be, "Don't make the same mistake I made with your mother. Remember to pull out.”

“What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d call it an opportunity, and my privilege.”

“The pros and cons of being a criminal: Pros—are cons that haven’t been caught. Cons—are former pros that made a mistake.”