“I wasn’t on vacation. I was in the bathroom for an extended length of pee.”

“I’m sleepin’ in your pee pee, and I’m dreaming of what could be.” That’s just the chorus of a little love song I recently wrote.”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from work it’s like a double vacation.”

“If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?”

“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”