“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!”
“Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to all the reality I can handle?”
“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching baseball.”
“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.”
“Me and Nkiruka, we watched through the window until the moon grew an extraordinary size, so big that it filled the window frame. We could see the face of the man in the moon, so close that we could see the madness in his eyes.”
“Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven.”