“I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything about politics?”
“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”
“People who write about politics, whether on the left or the right, have a consistent bias: they take politics seriously.”
“I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof).”
“...I remain restless and dissatisfied; what I knot with my right hand, I undo with my left, what my left hand creates, my right fist shatters”
“Extremes to the right and to the left of any political dispute are always wrong.”