“I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.”

“I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching me, whether I watch her or not.”

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish it had been brown.”

“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.”

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
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“I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because my bathtub is much too shallow.”