“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chameleon when I edit the photo. And chameleon is better than commando.”

“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando.”

“My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, depending on what I’m touching at the time.”

“If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in coffee stains, because Helen Keller is my hero.”

“Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn out the lights, I look so skinny that I disappear.”

“I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t wear. Yes, nudity is an admirable thing indeed.”

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you could really see it. Sadly, I don’t have a necklace like that. The closest thing I have is a necklace made out of those glow in the dark stars you stick to bedroom ceilings. But I only wear that on special occasions, like bedtime. 
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