“I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.”
“Watch where you leave your victims! I stubbed my toe on that.”
“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.”
“I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth”
“walked erect out of my sleep”
“I shall claim full amends for every fall and stubbed toe, if you do not lead us well.”