“I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.”
“Helen Keller was blind and deaf when she graduated from college with honors. So what's your problem?”
“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone insults me and I go silent, I’m in Helen Keller mode. Listen!”
“Love has a sound, if you know what to listen for. It sounds like silence, surrounded by blindness. It’s the Helen Keller of emotions, at least for me.”
“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”
“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond what anybody can see. I made her look like Helen Keller, with a wig and makeup, and I also made her look like Helen Keller in that she could look but she could not see.”