“I went to the priest for confession, but he didn’t do it.”
“It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.”
“The priest accepted me, I accepted the priest, so everything went off smoothly.”
“If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.”
“Why are there no handsome priest in Paris? One has no inclination to confess anything to an ugly man.”
“...telling doesn't help me - it helps you. As Wilde says, It is the confession, not the priest, that gives absolution...”