“I wish my erection pointed inwards. But it doesn’t, it points directly at you.”

“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”

“Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point them in the right direction.”

“What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that stops. I make it a point to break for love. My horn is broke—and so am I, but I get paid Friday.”

“I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.”

“On the card I wrote, “Thinking of you,” and the picture was of my erect penis. I hope my local congressman got it OK.”

“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.”