“I wish my erection pointed inwards. But it doesn’t, it points directly at you.”

“My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.”

“North, south, east, west, I need to find a nude erection to point the way.”

“Now, Hazel was not stupid. She knew that just because you see a piece of cake and a sign that says EAT ME doesn’t mean you should actually do it. And just because two giant ravens point you in the direction of a path doesn’t mean you should take it. But it was the only path she had.”

“Dear soulmate,I don't know who you are, where you live, or what you look like. But I pray for you every nite and I ask God to point you in my direction.”

“Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.”