“I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos, and test the devices out on all the politicians in Washington DC. Well, all the politicians except Barney Frank, who’d actually derive pleasure from the experiment.”
Jarod Kintz
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
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