“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”
“Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”
“i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good”
“Lex was popping out babies like a popcorn vending machine. –Trish”
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”
“I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would fall on me and end my misery.”