“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”
“I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage collectors.”
“I crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it in the garbage. Then I quickly snatched it out, because hell, I’d just tossed out a Frank Gehry knockoff. What you call trash, I call architecture.”
“Ever the collector of treasure maps that promised the world but led nowhere.”
“Another Person's trash is another person's treasure.”
“Ours is a culture and a time immensely rich in trash as it is in treasures.”