“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if she lets me put it in.”

“I put the men in mental. Well, me and my clones do. Alone I just put in the man.”

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

“I try to put myself in another man’s shoes. Or a woman’s, if she has large enough feet.”

“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That’s why I’m wearing a condom.)
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“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.”

“I put the “now” in knowledge. Well, I will put it there, probably tomorrow or tomorrow’s tomorrow.
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