“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar anyone?”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”

“I’m not rich in paper money, I’m rich in packets of sugar. Actually, I’m richer, because at least the packets of sugar have some real value.”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.”

“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get water with no ice. Ah, but that’s life, no?
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“Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.”

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.”