“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.”

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?”