“I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.”

“He would much rather hear a piano being demolished by illegal bulldozers than a Mozart concerto”

“Philanthropists and donors traditionally haven't been sufficiently interested in women's rights abroad, giving money instead to higher brow causes such as the ballet or art museums. There could be a powerful international women's rights movement if only philanthropists would donate as much to real women as to paintings and sculptures of women.”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.”

“...if more people had been organ donors, unwinding never would have happened...but people like to keep what's theirs, even after they're dead.”

“Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.”