“I would like an extra tight vagina, in a to-go box please. Can I get it with extra gravy on top?”

“It's the climbing that makes the man. Getting to the top is an extra reward. ”

“It's no use going the extra mile if people don't expect it. You will never get extra credit for it. Just invest it on something else.”

“My sheets had never been so clean as they had in the past few months. I hardly got them on again before something else happened and I was feverishly ripping them off and stuffing them in the wash with double amounts of soap and all the "extra" buttons pushed: extra wash, extra rinse, extra water, extra spin, extra protection against things that go bump in the night.”

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have love on top--however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won’t do that.”

“I had extra thick light sabers because mine kept getting bent. I'd be halfway through a fight and it would be like 'Oops, sorry! Mine's bent again!”