“I would rather save a few seconds than a few cents. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m saving them in your sofa cushions.”

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a rainy day.”

“I could save money if I ate my coworker’s pussy for lunch, rather than going to a restaurant.”

“If I could die saving two lives, I would, provided each of those two people were the kind of people who would die to save two more like them.”

“I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Uncle Sam
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“Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my father’s shadow. But then he takes a few steps, or bends down to stretch his back, and I get to enjoy the sunlight for a few moments.”

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will lead to firsts. I train for seconds, that’s all—not even a cumulative minute—and that’s why I only ever earn seconds. Still, I’d rather have time and silver than gold and sweat.”