“I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones.
”

“If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd have finally have met a man with whom I could hold a conversation consisting entirely of the repetitive response, "Yes, I agree!”

“I couldn’t steal an idea. Not even if my clone came up with it. But I could steal your heart—even if my clone had it stored in a cryogenic freezer.”

“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone were in love with her. But she didn’t even know I existed, just as I didn’t know my clone existed. I still don’t know he exists.”

“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t fooled—I knew they were really honoring themselves.”

“I want to be the mayor of a small town. A small town I populated entirely with my seed.”

“My clones better not wear invisible cloaks. How am I supposed to find myself as a person if I can’t even find my clones?”