“I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the environment. But that’s just who I am. I’m a thoughtful guy.
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“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nice net to store their nuts for the winter. But that’s just the kind of thoughtful guy I am.”

“I want a ride that’s comfy and fast. And you just can’t beat the gas mileage or upholstery of a horse.”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.”

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.”

“I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-year degree.”

“I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas.
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