“I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.”

“I’d like to write a screenplay about my grandpa, and I’d like my future grandson to play the part. Talk about a mindfuck!”

“If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.”

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“I’d rather play with small quantities of large people than large quantities of small people.”

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”