Jarod Kintz - “I’d like touch screens better if they...”

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

Jarod Kintz This Book Has No Title

Similar quotes

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

Jarod Kintz Ah, but that's life, no?

“Curiosity never killed this cat’ — that’s what I’d like as my epitaph”

Studs Terkel

“Not like cats ” cried the Mouse in a shrill passionate voice. “Would you like cats if you were me”

Lewis Carroll Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass

“There are people who like cute, furry things and people who eat cute, furry things-Issy, pag. 53”

Carrie Jones Need

“If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed, and as soon as it did, I’d stand up and say, “Lecture’s over.”

Jarod Kintz If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger