“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed, and as soon as it did, I’d stand up and say, “Lecture’s over.”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”