“I’d rather play with small quantities of large people than large quantities of small people.”

“I need either a small coffee or a large nap.”

“I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.”

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.
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“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.”

“I’ll make a soup out of sound, and I’ll call it “Decibels.” You can get a cup or a bowl, a small or a large, and they’ll both have the same volume.”

“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”