“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. The only difference is my love has more precipitation.”

“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.”

“I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.”

“Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).
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“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to me that what I thought was love, was actually lasagna. Still, I cling to my maxim: love is tasty.”