“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“She had amber-colored eyes. Or maybe they were blue, and I was confusing their color with her name, which was Amber.”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you around all the time, because who wants to be constantly complimented?”

“There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous sunrise. And a naked woman painted pink and orange floating through the sky.”

“I like color commentators. Especially red, white, and blue color commentators. As an American I sometimes feel so patriotic I feel British.”

“A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”