“If frogs tasted like chicken, I’d gladly jump in the frying pan. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I put the hop in IHOP, and jumped on my pan of pancakes and then on to Panama. That’s standard government issued foolishness right there.”

“I’d prefer going on a date with 10 women at once. Not only might I get a bulk discount at the restaurant, but it’s like a group interview. I think the ladies would appreciate my efficiency. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t good that they were looking at me.”

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles.”