“If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.”

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.
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“I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?”

“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal, because my watch is five minutes fast. And I can get a lot done in 10 minutes.”

“In five years I want to go equally as far as I have come in the last five years. No, farther. Five years ago I embarked on a journey that led me to this point, so five years from now I’d like to be six years older.”

“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically heavier.”