“If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?”

“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friends that I have, probably because I’m weirder than normal.”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.”

“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”

“Why did she want to see me for 15 minutes? I guess because half an hour was twice too long to say I love you. She also used 1,000 times the amount of words that were needed.”

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am in love and not in love, and all at once—and twice.”