“If I bottled ginger ale, it’d be made from the finest red hair available.”
“Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas”
“If you want to feel like ginger ale Claire, drink a ginger ale.”
“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above my upper lip. It’d be a molestache.”
“I finished the ale, started to order a third one, and decided against it. I'd had enough. More than enough. Or I never would have. You take just so much from a bottle, and then you stop taking. From then on you're putting.”
“And they made Alice drink something from a bottle which reduced her to a size where she could no longer cry 'Curiouser and curiouser,' and they gave the Looking Glass one hammer blow to smash it and every Red King and Oyster away!”