“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.
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“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”

“If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.”

“The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.”

“I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was wrong—20% wrong.”

“I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.”

“I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his pockets for money, because it seemed like the right thing to do.”