“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then I’d go find the other half and enjoy the whole thing by myself.”

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.
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“Love one another. Love yourself. Then love will find you whole not half.”

“I find myself anticipating a new kind of storyteller, on who is half hacker, half bard. ”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting a piggyback ride from a midget half your body weight.”

“Finding a woman like that amidst the herd of half-feeling, half-caring, half-responding, females in our society of 1860's England was not so much like finding a diamond in the rough as it was finding a warm responsive body amidst the cold dead forms on slabs in the Paris morgue that Dickens had so enjoyed taking me to.”