“If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the piano with my nose.”

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.”

“If I had nostrils on my index fingers, I wonder what the inside of my nose would smell like?”

“I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.”

“To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.
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“My ears are as blind as my eyes are deaf. But my nose, it can see the truth, except when I block its line of site with my index fingers.”

“After a few years of not talking, I tried reaching out to my father, but by that time he was already a few inches beyond my outstretched fingers.”