“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”
“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turns into soup.”
“all that paddling around in the alphabet soup of one's childhood, scooping up letters, hoping to arrange them into enlightening sentences that would explain why things had turned out the way they had. It evoked a certain mutiny in me.”
“I was the only creature with a vagina who would duck if someone ever tried to hand me a baby. I was too selfish to be responsible for someone else's life.”
“I don’t understand why some people would even try to categorize you. After watching “Duck Dynasty”, who would have thunk?”
“In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.”